A nice collection of New and Latest slightly Adult/Naughty sms,Hindi/English/Urdu Adult sms..
Four stages of a girl and boy friendship: . .
1. Hand in Hand. . .
2. That in Hand. . .
3. Hand in That. . .
4. That in That ....
DOSTANA SPECIAL: . .
What will 2
Gay Men tell each other when
They see a Very Beautiful, Pretty n sexy Girl? . . . . .
Yaar,Ladki aisi hai to iska BHAI kaisa hoga!!!
Sardar washed his underwear &
Hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty &
Put a note on it:
Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my underwear
when U remove UR panty.
A MAN SAYS 2 HIS WIFE:
TELL ME SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE ME HAPPY
AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME.
THE WIFE SAYS:
YUR d*ck IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BROTHER'S !!!
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday.
Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day !!
A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes
And don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
Mum advice her daughter "if a boy touched ur breast
Say DON'T n if he touched ur vegi... say STOP IT.
1 week later.the girl told her mum."
Mum a boy touched my both then i said DON'T STOP IT"
After Sex Boy Said
Boy:Janeman Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga
Jise Duniya Bachaa Kahti Hai
Girl:Mere Chut Ke Ashiq Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga
Jise Duniya Aids Kahti Hai...
ACCORDING TO RECENT STUDIES
THE PENIS IS THE HEALTHIEST BREAKFAST FOR WOMEN
BCUZ IT COMES W/A SAUSAGE, 2 EGGS, AND MILK..